No Pussy Blues

I've heard a lot of songs, but I've never heard a song that sounds as much like frenzied, bitter masturbation as this. If you're a chubby alcoholic male who hangs around in East London at parties with girls who are too glamorous and young for you, then you should download it here.

It really peaks around 1.21: "She just........never wants too.... DAMMIT"



Anyway, here's the full lyrics, you desperate loser. Because sometimes, it's just never going to happen.

My face is finished, my body's gone.
And I can't help but think standin' up here in all this applause and gazin' down at all the young and the beautiful.
With their questioning eyes.
That I must above all things love myself.

I saw a girl in the crowd,
I ran over I shouted out,
I asked if I could take her out,
But she said that she didn't want to.

I changed the sheets on my bed,
I combed the hairs across my head,
I sucked in my gut and still she said
That she just didn't want to.

I read her Eliot, read her Yeats,
I tried my best to stay up late,
I fixed the hinges on her gate,
But still she just never wanted to.

I bought her a dozen snow-white doves,
I did her dishes in rubber gloves,
I called her Honeybee, I called her Love,
But she just still didn't want to. She just never wants to.

I sent her every type of flower,
I played her guitar by the hour,
I patted her revolting little chihuahua,
But still she just didn't want to.

I wrote a song with a hundred lines,
I picked a bunch of dandelions,
I walked her through the trembling pines,
But she just even then didn't want to. She just never wants to.

I thought I'd try another tack,
I drank a litre of cognac,
I threw her down upon her back,
But she just lay up and said that she just didn't want to.

I thought I'd have another go,
I called her my little ho,
I felt like Marcel Marceau
must feel when she said that she just never wanted to. She just didn't want to.

I got the no pussy blues.


Here's an angry, coked up Midfield General remix as well. All the coke is making you impotent by the way, you're never going to be able keep up with her.

NB: Photo not by me. Nothing to do with me.