Hey Boys

If you're worried about how big your genitals are, and fearful that they could 'turn off' potential mating partners, then LOOK NO FURTHER. These dick shrivelling thongs are exactly what you need to make even Omar appear to be hung like a Chinese mouse. Just look at this guy. His mahogany plonker is so massive it's drained all the energy from the rest of his body and rendered him pubeless. But you wouldn't think it to look at him here.