Showing posts with label Breakfast with no hog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Breakfast with no hog. Show all posts

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

Chicks with Scars


I know it's not exactly rare to end up looking at pictures of pornstars when you're browsing the internet alone at night... So if you're tired of seeing haggard bitches so overdosed with facial tucks and silicone that they look like dudes in drag, you'll probably be keen on looking at real girls with gnarly scars and stuff. I'm not even talking about that girl from Hollyoaks with the little cut above her top lip (which was the only attractive thing about her), I'm talking about pornstars with hooves for feet.

Turns out Kate from Kate's Playground is quite well known for it. This site covers the whole issue pretty comprehensively (it even has some nude pictures of her if all this is turning you on).

She even plays World of Warcraft online, so she really is the biggest loner geek bone-on you've ever come across.

Thursday, 26 June 2008

Nice idea, but seriously…

So, like any other day, I got up, had a shower and had BBC Breakfast on in the background. Like any other day, the most important stories in the world were deemed to centre around whether or not it would rain (Glastonbury and Wimbledon – apparently it won’t!!), and how British people can no longer afford to put petrol in their cars (try not opening the windows on your car – it creates drag). Bill Turnbull, was as usual, on strikingly bad form.

Unlike any other day however, Sian Lloyd wheeled out two plastic baby dolls… with Downs Syndrome. Now, no one even wants a real Downs Syndrome baby. Fact. So why would anyone pay money for a fake one? And then give it to their kids to play with?

Whoever had the idea of making these dolls should really have run it past a focus group first, or even tried it out on Dragon’s Den. I can see Duncan Bannatyne really shooting the whole concept to pieces in about 10 seconds flat.


Monday, 16 June 2008

I found th

When i searched for 'Conguitos' for the last post, this was one of the pictures that came up.






















Thought I should even it up a bit.

Saturday, 24 May 2008

holiday through computers



instead of actually going on holiday I'm now going to have to live the experience through my computer. I have to say, THIS is a holiday I would like to be going on. Wow Wee!!

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

More 70s Rock / Gangsta Rap links



Would you believe that all those Gangsta Rap phrases you know and love were really around for years and used by Whitey??

Check out this Steely Dan track about having a party with loads of dancing chicks and nobody fighting - "No Static at all". Pretty much a direct precursor to "Today was a Good Day".

Steely Dan - FM
(Right-click to Download)