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Very Rare

to see a man wearing a green shirt. Even more rare to see a man wearing a Green Suit. But the Green shirt, AND suit combo...

That shit is almost UNHEARD of. Despite being my favourite colour, I have to admit green is a really shitty colour. The only people who can wear green suits with any dignity are maths teachers; only 'cos they're so far out the loop that they probably have completely different lives... like that bit in the Simpsons where all the geeks have a secret land behind the lockers where they live with leprechauns and jockeys.

That must be why they wear green, I suppose.