LIFESAVER

Oh, thank God!! There were one or two issues of the Sunday Sport that I’ve missed over the past 15 years, but ‘Praise Be!’ this seller on eBay just happened to be selling a few mint condition copies that I could pick up for cheap! I really don’t know what I would do with all that space in my bedroom if it wasn’t filled with (roughly) 5,460 copies of this newspaper. Needless to say, I think my understanding of women’s bra measurements and complete fucking nonsense would be nowhere near its currently excellent level.

Illicit Encounters

So with the onset of Recession in full swing, apparently there is 3 times the amount of regular traffic on websites like this which promise the potential of an adulterous affair. Big City Bankers are seemingly seeking an extra thrill in thier lives now that white knuckle ride of the 'Daily Commute' and 'Sitting at a Desk Looking at Spreadsheets All Day' has been cruelly snatched away from them.

Jeez, I wish some of the old bints on there were even half as fun as the idea sounds. This girl for instance is a right looker, but you can put your dick back in your suit trousers boys, because she IS NOT INTO ANAL SEX. How many fucking requests for anal sex does this woman get that she needs to make it the main focus of her page???