Like Falling off a Log

Yes, please Tim. Please share your wisdom of the world with us. Please tell me what I should do with my life, what I should aspire to. Oh, I should wear huge fucking shorts that make me look like an infant? Great, will do. I should open up my set at Glastonbury in front of hundreds of families and play songs about eating pussy and shouting about bitches licking my balls over the tannoy?? Yes, I will do.

This man is a great role model and someone you should probably listen to.

Getting Old

It’s not exactly groundbreaking stuff to acknowledge that getting old is depressing.

For one thing, there’s increasingly no chance of running hot girls, instead having to ‘settle down’ – which basically means having to settle for much lower standards: for droopy tits, hanging bellies and liver spots.

Even worse, for the rest of the time you’ll have to deal with conversations like this as the norm (I actually overheard this yesterday)…

‘so, I’m off to Ibiza on Friday, can’t wait, gonna go to Space and get fucked’

‘oh, I’m so jealous… still, I’m off to see Jack Johnson next week, so that’ll be good’

WTF?? There wasn’t even a hint of irony in this.

Disappointing

how NOT AT ALL FUNNY most old comedy programs are. Especially the ones i used to love.

Dennis Pennis mostly just looks like a dick on reflection. Like this clip of him though.