No fucking way.
I knew that being a 'late bloomer' in the facial hair puberty stakes wasn't always going to be a walk in the park, but now that I finally have something close to 'a beard' I realise that it's COMPLETELY ginger.
Brilliant, except for one drawback - it marks me out as a member of the Ginger Beard League, a group of gay men who want to command the planet. Guess that must be why Rooney shaved his off long ago.
