It turns out that there is a cult on Shacklewell Lane who worship Gabriel, and paint his face on the walls. Thanks to Georgia Rose for the photo, spotting it, showing me, sending it to me, and pointing out that it looks exactly like Gabe. Creepy.
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Thursday, 12 March 2009
Terrifying East London Cult
It turns out that there is a cult on Shacklewell Lane who worship Gabriel, and paint his face on the walls. Thanks to Georgia Rose for the photo, spotting it, showing me, sending it to me, and pointing out that it looks exactly like Gabe. Creepy.
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
Sturrock wins a Grammy
watch - you can see him lurking in the background. Good of him to dress up for the occasion and dump the baseball cap. Gentlemanly new do though... I think he is telling one of Franz Ferdinand that his Tottenham badge that looks like a Stone Island logo is 'a lot'.
Friday, 2 January 2009
Top Fancy Dress Moments of 2008
I guess I'm pretty late on the 'Top 10...' list thing of last year. But for me 2008 was a year made most memorable not by the big stories of America electing a Black Man, or the world's financial institutions falling to their knees, but by the amount of Fancy Dress Parties I went to (I'd never been to one before this year) and the quality of outfits worn.
I think it would make the world a better place if people made an effort to make 2009 the year of sporadically dressing in 'Fancy Dress' regardless of the occasion or even if others will also be in Fancy Dress. There were a few trend setters of this last year; those who took it upon themselves to 'Dress Up' when the occasion probably didn't warrant it:
My favourite was this effort by Gabriel, who was abused for being Jewish walking down the street in Soho (he's not Jewish, but i guess they must have seen his beard and jumped to the conclusion...) so he took it upon himself to dress as 'kosher' as possible:
As a Yang to this Ying, there was also a huge number of swastikas drawn on friends as they slept. This one is just a drop in the ocean.
Shirts Off, alongside general nudity was also a big feature of the year. One of my faves:
I also realised the reason why American sports involve wearing so many over-the-top 'uniforms'... Because playing sports in a ton of dedicated gear makes it about a million times more fun. It even made cricket seem exciting.
Wedgies are still fun, especially when you're wearing pink pants (and especially so if the last time you wore them you got lucky and got a girl back to your bed, and then when she saw the pink pants she said "what the fuck or those?", put her clothes back on and left your flat).
I think it would make the world a better place if people made an effort to make 2009 the year of sporadically dressing in 'Fancy Dress' regardless of the occasion or even if others will also be in Fancy Dress. There were a few trend setters of this last year; those who took it upon themselves to 'Dress Up' when the occasion probably didn't warrant it:
My favourite was this effort by Gabriel, who was abused for being Jewish walking down the street in Soho (he's not Jewish, but i guess they must have seen his beard and jumped to the conclusion...) so he took it upon himself to dress as 'kosher' as possible:
As a Yang to this Ying, there was also a huge number of swastikas drawn on friends as they slept. This one is just a drop in the ocean.
Shirts Off, alongside general nudity was also a big feature of the year. One of my faves:
I also realised the reason why American sports involve wearing so many over-the-top 'uniforms'... Because playing sports in a ton of dedicated gear makes it about a million times more fun. It even made cricket seem exciting.
Wedgies are still fun, especially when you're wearing pink pants (and especially so if the last time you wore them you got lucky and got a girl back to your bed, and then when she saw the pink pants she said "what the fuck or those?", put her clothes back on and left your flat).
Thursday, 16 October 2008
Get up in that Ass like a Wedgie
I’m pretty sure no one ever blogged this, so ignore me if you’ve seen this before…
But if you’re not sure what you’re looking at, this is apparently what happens if you let hair fall off the back of your head and down the back of your pants. If it sits there for too long, it matures and can become ‘in-growing’ and embedded in your skin causing a big spot. To cure this, you will need to have an operation in a hospital where they will carve a chunk of skin out of your back / ass crack and remove the problem (it will look like the above picture). This open, weeping wound will then need to be tended to every day by a nurse who will come round to your house to change the bandages. This will be in such a delicate position for you that you will only be able to wear jogging bottoms or pyjama bottoms for about 2 months… But you will STILL GET LAID.
Wednesday, 16 July 2008
Friday, 16 May 2008
Give him an Oscar
wait for the bit where he creeps around looking suspicious. good work Ted.
here is another of his greatest moments...
Thursday, 15 May 2008
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