Warning

T-shirts with 'jokes' on them are rarely funny. It's the equivalent of wearing an A-board; defining your whole being in one phrase... If you choose that phrase to be:

WANTED: NICE WARM HOME FOR MY COCK

Then people will think you are a pervert.

Also, people will definitely look at each other when you stand up to get off the train and drop a green Crayola crayon on the table.

car park pervert.

My office toilet has a window that looks onto a dingy alley way. It is frosted, but we tend to leave the top half of it ajar. It’s about eight ft above street level so there’s no chance of anyone peering in unless they are on horseback which seems fairly unlikely. I was happily urinating a few weeks ago, staring blankly out of the window when I realised there was a multi storey car park on the other side of the alley and that there was a businessman looking down at me. It has left me perturbed. Now I have to close the window every time I piss, then open it afterwards. Which is a real fucking pain in the ass. Thanks a lot car park perv.You can kind of see the car park in the picture...

Give him an Oscar

wait for the bit where he creeps around looking suspicious. good work Ted.

here is another of his greatest moments...

bad start

"Boris Johnson, the new London mayor, made his first policy announcement today – banning the consumption of alcohol on all public transport in the capital from June 1.

However, the move immediately drew criticism from transport unions claiming the policy could endanger transport staff.

From next month anyone found drinking or carrying open alcohol containers on any of London's buses, tube trains, trams or the Docklands Light Railway is liable to be ejected. If the offender resists, the British Transport police can be called to help remove them."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/may/07/london.drugsandalcohol

A bit OTT

This little charmer has been posting videos on youtube boasting about having 'possed-up' 1,500 girls. Not only is this rather unpleasant, but I must say that I find it hard to believe anyone like this could have run 1,500 girls. Thats a girl every night of the year for just under 5 years.

Find out more from those chaps at the Sun.

Worst Case Scenario

THAT is why most rapists tend to pick obscure occupations outside the public eye; nightshift workers, long distance lorry drivers, glam rock superstars...