Now I'm no Scientist

But how shit must razor blades be these days?

Even with all the ridiculous numbers of blades on razors these days I STILL have to repeat every stroke to get rid of all the shit on my face (and I barely even have stubble). By my calculations, if i do this with one of Gillette's 5 blade efforts, that means I'll have shaved my face 10 times with one of these things.

I've never asked my dad, but I'm pretty sure he didn't shave ten times every fucking morning when he was young.

What's the point? Stubble looks a million times better.

bad start

"Boris Johnson, the new London mayor, made his first policy announcement today – banning the consumption of alcohol on all public transport in the capital from June 1.

However, the move immediately drew criticism from transport unions claiming the policy could endanger transport staff.

From next month anyone found drinking or carrying open alcohol containers on any of London's buses, tube trains, trams or the Docklands Light Railway is liable to be ejected. If the offender resists, the British Transport police can be called to help remove them."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/may/07/london.drugsandalcohol

this is a proper debate

Sex in the Office

Now I am as up for a laugh as anyone, and i hate all the PC business - but i think having a calendar of anorexic lesbians bathing on the wall of my office is a bit much...