Friday, 13 August 2010

I IZ BACK


I am back. Get ready for some ill shit. Chris is going to start again too. Then we will make Matt too. Then it will be like 2008 again. I am mainly doing this to annoy Alex Miller - who runs a smaller and less popular blog called Vice. Here is a video of Alex Miller - he loves music.



He is also a right larf.

Thursday, 15 July 2010

DR DRE'S DICK IS AS BIG AS YOUR TOOTH



Skip to 3:00 for the confession:

"Got teeth in your mouth, so my dick's GOT to fit"

He probably didn't realise what could be derived from this 'rap' at the time. But he must have been so pissed off afterwards when everyone who listened to the song was able to gleam from this lyric that Dre's dick is AT MOST the size of a tooth (or maybe some teeth). That's why he left it as an album track instead of releasing it as a single, hoping no one would ever hear this emasculating confession... Only for this album to become one of the best selling albums of all time.

UH OH!! GUTTED!!

FAO: White People


Oof! Whoever said white people are boring couldn't be more right.

This guy is never going to inspire anyone. The reason why it's ok to have black pride, or girl pride or gay pride is because they're all innately a lot more fun than boring dudes like this. I bet you won't even be able to watch the whole video if you tried.

Give me Gucci Mane any day.

Monday, 5 July 2010

Worst Nightmare



Fuck me. I sincerely hope that if I ever go into surgery my doctor isn't looking up how to do the procedure on fucking YouTube. Why is this video even on youtube?? Shouldn't this just be the kind of thing that doctors KNOW??

"Oh, nurse, could you tilt that screen lower, I can't see what to do next... Shit, skip it back 10 seconds... Wait, why won't it load.."

NO THANKS DOC.

Thursday, 11 February 2010

Irish Rap


i really wanted to transcribe some of the best lyrics, but it's all so good, just listen to as much as you can... Except the bit with 'barry scott' at the end. That's a bit shit.