DR DRE'S DICK IS AS BIG AS YOUR TOOTH

Skip to 3:00 for the confession:

"Got teeth in your mouth, so my dick's GOT to fit"

He probably didn't realise what could be derived from this 'rap' at the time. But he must have been so pissed off afterwards when everyone who listened to the song was able to gleam from this lyric that Dre's dick is AT MOST the size of a tooth (or maybe some teeth). That's why he left it as an album track instead of releasing it as a single, hoping no one would ever hear this emasculating confession... Only for this album to become one of the best selling albums of all time.

UH OH!! GUTTED!!

FAO: White People

Oof! Whoever said white people are boring couldn't be more right.

This guy is never going to inspire anyone. The reason why it's ok to have black pride, or girl pride or gay pride is because they're all innately a lot more fun than boring dudes like this. I bet you won't even be able to watch the whole video if you tried.

Give me Gucci Mane any day.

Worst Nightmare

Fuck me. I sincerely hope that if I ever go into surgery my doctor isn't looking up how to do the procedure on fucking YouTube. Why is this video even on youtube?? Shouldn't this just be the kind of thing that doctors KNOW??

"Oh, nurse, could you tilt that screen lower, I can't see what to do next... Shit, skip it back 10 seconds... Wait, why won't it load.."

NO THANKS DOC.