lovely, just lovely

One of my friends at univeristy had quite a high sex drive. I've never managed to forget him talking about girl's arses - that when a girls fit all he can think of is ramming his cock in her arse, but when a girls ugly all he can think of is a big steaming turd falling out her bum. I have no idea what Amy Winehouse's bum makes me think of. It just makes me feel hungry.