Warning

T-shirts with 'jokes' on them are rarely funny. It's the equivalent of wearing an A-board; defining your whole being in one phrase... If you choose that phrase to be:

WANTED: NICE WARM HOME FOR MY COCK

Then people will think you are a pervert.

Also, people will definitely look at each other when you stand up to get off the train and drop a green Crayola crayon on the table.

I found th

When i searched for 'Conguitos' for the last post, this was one of the pictures that came up.






















Thought I should even it up a bit.

bad start

"Boris Johnson, the new London mayor, made his first policy announcement today – banning the consumption of alcohol on all public transport in the capital from June 1.

However, the move immediately drew criticism from transport unions claiming the policy could endanger transport staff.

From next month anyone found drinking or carrying open alcohol containers on any of London's buses, tube trains, trams or the Docklands Light Railway is liable to be ejected. If the offender resists, the British Transport police can be called to help remove them."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/may/07/london.drugsandalcohol

Mens Health

Erm, is this thing an annual or something? Every time I see it in shops or advertised I'm sure it has exactly the same picture on the cover with the same headline – 'Lose your Gut', or 'Get a 6 pack'. Do these guys realize the reason their magazine gets left on the shelf for a whole year is because anybody who gives a shit about that sort of thing already has 6 packs?