Tuesday, 21 April 2009

The Double Bluff

If any sex offenders out there feel a little bit bored with pretending to the whole world that they're not in fact a molesterer / rapist / flasher you could probably do worse than dip your toe in to the water of psychology by trying the old 'Double Bluff'.

By wearing this t-shirt and pretending to have your dick poking out your jeans, people will be so put at ease with your obvious humour that the fact you actually want to fiddle / bugger / scare them will be the last thing on their mind. Voila, easy access.

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