Pick a Part Thats Roo

Now Wayne Rooney can do just about anything in my book, if he wants to shag old age prostitutes that's cool with me as long as he never loses weight/shaves/does a Ronaldo.
I was going to say that I draw the line at him getting the title of a Stereophonics album tattooed on his forearm but fuck it, if you're going to get a bad tattoo at least get the worst fucking tattoo you can.





He also has the word 'then' tattooed on his back while a friend has 'ok' on theirs in memory of a hilarious saying from their childhood.