Monday, 23 February 2009

Racist Photography Enthusiast? Then Look No Further


Racist photography enthusiasts are so difficult to buy presents for. For a start, you don’t want to buy them anything too big, or overtly racist, i.e. flags, banners or posters (see below) as they might not want to put them up in their house for everyone to see. So they’ll have to lie to your face and pretend that they have, when in fact all they’ve really done is quickly stuck them up with Blu Tack just before you pop round their house. And genuine photographic equipment can be so expensive.

Surely there’s a way to combine these two niche tastes?? Yes! There is!! Thankfully some kind folk on eBay has created a ‘Hasselblad gollywog’, in fact, they’ve created ten of them and they all come with their own certificate of authenticity to show that they really are ‘Hasselblad golliwogs’!

Thank god, I’d hate to think that some pervert could just sit in their house creating these humerous images of hate without an authentic endorsement from Hasselblad, or the international golliwog foundation…

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! I like photography and someone called me a golliwog in the street last year! It's PEEEEERFECT!

Anonymous said...

Maybe you were the inspiration for the artist / sculptor who made these?

Anonymous said...

Maybe. I want reparations!

Miss Jo Fuertes-Knight said...

My nan had a rad selection of small, gollywog paintings.

She also used to call my Mum "bandy legged yellow peril"

Max said...

my dad has a book called 'golly gets hunted' and it depicts golly as the fox.