Wednesday, 11 February 2009

Uganda Skateboard Union

They have skateboards in Uganda now! Isn't everything just a dirt track out there? It's pretty funny that he's wearing a cycling helmet, that's a pretty nerdy move. He has nerd shoes too, but he's still shredding the rad. I always knew that skate shoes were a conspiracy, there's nothing special about them at all, you could skate in brogues as long as they were a tiny bit grippy on the bottom. Idi Amin was from Uganda, he used to call himself "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular". You'd think someone might have called bullshit on that, but no one said a word, they were worried about getting fucking eaten.

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