Sunday, 3 August 2008

Give a little bit

Quite right, the happy-go-lucky tarts who present these Bullshit Phone-in competetitions have been all 'Take, Take, Take' for too long.

I'm with this guy; if I'm spending £2 per minute on a phone call I want a little more than just 'a chance of winning a Nintendo DS'. I want the girl in the studio to actually leave her job immediately, take a cheuffeur driven limo to my house (however far away it is), come into my house and give me some Head.

Or at least to look like a completely broken soul when I ask her this.

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