What is embarrassing is the moment after you trip over by yourself. It’s funny for people who see you because they’re laughing at how much of a loser you are and your complete ineptitude to even walk in a straight line. They’re laughing at you because you are a joke. So whilst you think that by breaking out into a grin you’re making yourself look cool and breezy like you couldn’t care less… what’s really happening is that you’re effectively laughing at your own joke whilst also admitting that you’re a cripple unable to perform even the most simple tasks. aka a fucking a loser.
Anyway, one thing I’d definitely recommend you don’t do to shirk any potential embarrassment is act like this guy… When I saw him stack it down the stairs in a pub in Camden I (of course) immediately took a photo. When he finally made it to the bottom he came over to me and said “most guys would help a brother out. But you took a photo. I hope you burn in hell”. Hahahahahahahahaa. Sorry bud, someone taking life maybe a little too seriously these days?? Admit it, you’re such a fuck up that you can’t even walk down a set of stairs without fucking up! hahahahahahahahah
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fucking rofl-copter!
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