MACHO MACHO MAN

My housemate doesn't like it when I make fun of people and call them fags and things (see below) and thinks I get too macho about stuff, which I think is probably true. I was a sickly child and terrible at sports at school and I've spent much of my adult life compensating for that with hateful comments, beard growth and lack of respect for the women in my life (including my housemate). But look at this guy! He's basically got three dicks! (Or maybe just the two substitute dicks..)