Thursday, 13 November 2008

Tank Magazine Party

If you go to a high class fashion party on your ex girlfriend's guest list or have to use a false name that is clearly a name usually asigned to someone of another gender to get in, then you've got to expect that you'll be out of your depth and/or none of the expensive women you ogle at said party will particularly want to talk to you. This feeling of rejection, coupled with a dislike of dated electro music, the fact that clearly the men getting the most attention at the party are practicing homosexuals and lots and lots of free cocktails will result in your latent homophobia getting the better of you and in turn result in facial expressions like these:

I like to call this one 'The Appalled Colonel'.

and this one, 'Purse lipped and quietly disgusted of Tumbridge Wells'.

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