Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Expensive Area

Today I was walking along the Fulham Road on my way to a job interview (I am going to be tutoring the children or rich Russian oligarchs how to speak English for fifty quid an hour) and I saw a horrible little dog in a horrible little dog coat do a horrible little shit on the pavement, it shook its horrible little legs off and continued on its horrible little way. Then its owner leaned down and picked up the shit in a Harrods bag and put it in her purse. I bet it eats better than I do.

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