Get up in that Ass like a Wedgie

I’m pretty sure no one ever blogged this, so ignore me if you’ve seen this before…

But if you’re not sure what you’re looking at, this is apparently what happens if you let hair fall off the back of your head and down the back of your pants. If it sits there for too long, it matures and can become ‘in-growing’ and embedded in your skin causing a big spot. To cure this, you will need to have an operation in a hospital where they will carve a chunk of skin out of your back / ass crack and remove the problem (it will look like the above picture). This open, weeping wound will then need to be tended to every day by a nurse who will come round to your house to change the bandages. This will be in such a delicate position for you that you will only be able to wear jogging bottoms or pyjama bottoms for about 2 months… But you will STILL GET LAID.